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May 14, 2007 , The 2008 United States Presidential Election Breakdown Part III: Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey...

Watch out Mike Tyson, you're on his impaling list...

Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey was born in the same town some of my family is from in Elizabeth New Jersey.  I hope that's good enough to keep me on the good side of this Presidential Hopeful.  Jonathon is a a self-proclaimed satanist, "sanguinary vampyre", and Hecate Witch.  He wants to bring the troops home from Iraq, supports Universal Prescription Drug coverage, the "Robin Hood Act", and the ever gaining steam the "No More Indian Compensation Act."  He's running under the VWP Party and can be reached at his website: www.theimpalerforpresident2008.us.

"The Impaler" was nice enough to answer some questions for his upcoming Presidential Bid.  Here are the questions and answers unedited as promised during the interview process:
   
In 2005 you started the Vampires, Witches, and Pagans Party which is officially recognized by the United States Federal election Committee.  The sources I've found have you listed as an independent.  Do you plan to run under Vampires, Witches, and Pagans Party or as an independent?
  
I will run under The VWP party. It takes time to have a Party recognized by the Federal Election Commission like the Reform Party, The Green Party etc... However, these parties are still considered Independent parties.

The centerpiece for your campaign appears to be your disdain for intolerance.  While you have your own beliefs and according to wikipedia "profess hatred for the Christian Supreme Being, God the Father," you fully support everyone's right to their own beliefs.  How will you ensure this in an increasingly intolerable atmosphere in America?

One of my Impalebale offense is religious discrimination. If Americans choose to attack the religious beliefs of another, they will face me. this country was founded on religious freedom.
  
You have introduced an elite counter-terrorist, anti-crime group called "Jonathon's Presidential Death Dealers."  How do you intend to finance this group?  Are we to expect an increase in taxes if you are elected?


Since I will not have Secret Service protection, the money allocated for them to protect me and my family, will go to my Death Dealers that are protecting me. There will be no tax increases whatsoever while I'm President.

You have proposed building to walls similar to the Great Wall of China on our north and south borders.  What are your plans for maintaining these walls?  Will there still be a legal and friendly way to immigrate to this country?
   
Military personnel will patrol the walls. This country is the 'melting pot' of the world, and while I'm President, it will stay that way. I refuse to allow illegals to come in to America, and take American jobs, from hard working Americans.
  
You have stated that on your first day as president you will Impale 20 people, while only listing 10.  The rest to be announced later in 2007.  Any chance we can get a preview or a date for release on the rest?
   
Here's my top 10 personal people I will Impale upon becoming President;
  
  1) James Moneypenny - he is now my former father-in-law who was convicted of scamming over $70,000 from an elderly couple. See:
http://www.ohioinsurance.gov/Newsroom/scripts/Release.asp?ReleaseID=3883 I will not tolerate anyone taking advantage of the elderly.
  
  2) Marion County (IN) Judge Gary L. Miller - he wrongly incarcerated me for 150 days, for trying to stop my former fiancee from killing herself with drugs, alcohol and DWI/DUI.
  
  3) Peggy Holtsclaw - my ex-fiancees mother who could careless about her daughter killing herself slowly, and endangering innocent people.
  
  4) Judge Shelia Carlisle - is another Marion County Judge who overstepped her authority involving my federal court matter trying to save Susan.
  
  5)  Judge Cale Bradford - The Marion County Judge who ordered divorcing parents not to teach their children about Wicca.
  
  6) Commission Amy Barns - is Bradford's Commissioner who hates witches as well.
  
  7)  Speedway Police Detective Dale Horstman - who protects Susan from getting caught while DWI/DUI and who had me wrongly arrested in 2003.
  
  8)  Ronald W. Oakes - who was Susan's attorney, and all got her convicted of a federal crime, because he took advantage of her.
  
  9)  Lourdes Flash - my ex-wife who has screwed up my two children from her lives.
  
  10)  Barbara Malone - another one of Susan's attorneys that was a screw up. Because of her incompetence, she caused Susan to be sanction by Federal Judge Sarah Evans Barker.
  
  That is my personal top 10.
  
  Thank you for your questions. Feel free to ask me more.
  
  Nel Sangue,
  
  Jonathon "The Impaler"

Thank you for taking the time Mr. Sharkey.

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I used to know this girl from Massachusettes who was Wiccan. She tried to cast a spell on me to make me fall in love with her. I think she screwed it up because it didn't work, and I ended up getting fat instead. - Todd

How do we know once he gets elected he won't turn us all into vampires....seriously.. - Joey "Scared of Vampires" Feeley

The people on his 'impaling' list are ones that have pissed him off, not ones who have committed serious offenses. It seems that Jonathon's motives are not to do justice, but to carry out revenge on those who he feels has wrong him or those who disagree with him. Sad, very sad indeed. - Shadoe

He has no support from the communities he claims to be representing. It's all in his delusional "little" mind. He claims to represent Witches, but on one e-list he's threatened to burn them. If he is really a witch, then he is a traitor to his own kind. - ---None

I have more support from the Communities than you think. Especially the Vampyre and Satanic Communities. Burning of witches who commit offense deemed to be punished by Impaling, is a way to show, I will not tolerate criminals in any fashion. Judge Cale Bradford wrongly ordered divorcing parents NOT TO TEACH their child Wicca. The Court of Appeals overturned his order, but Bradford a Bush supporter still violated the religious rights of Wiccans. An IMPALING offense in my book. When I come into power, I will bring peace, protection, unity and better benefits for all Americans. However, it will come at price. The price being, since I am a SATANIST, my enemies will be IMPALED or be made as a human sacrifice to me. Don't piss me off, or attack innocent American, and you will never have to fear my wrath! Are you saying what James Moneypenny did was right? Would you want him to have done that to your grandparents? I don't think so. Nel Sangue, Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey Sanguinary-Satanic Vampyre and Hecate Witch - Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey

Okay. This sounds a lot more reasonable and intelligent than a lot of other reviews I have read on this subject. Answers to some of those questions cleared up a lot for me, yet I still need more answers before I am completely convinced of your capability. I am not, by any means, doubting your good intentions--it's the experience and planning ability I am worried about. No tax increases? It will be a very lofty goal. - Sheila Danielle Hite

Wonder if he will impale me (haha)? - John Taylor Bowles

Do you even post anymore? - Fat

I know, for real... it's been over a week... - Todd

He looks like the dude from Iron Butterfly... - Todd

Lourdes B. Sharkey-Flash said... Jonathon The Impaler Sharkey, Is nothing more than a con artist. Woman stalker,and cross dresser. I should know I am his only legal wife (Unfortunately ). He has refused to give me a divorce he is also a dead beat father who has refused to pay any child support, for as long as i can remember it's now been closed to a year or longer and before he would send what he wanted when he wanted to. He stalked Susan and He stalked me when i first left him then he shows up at my house in Tampa dressed as a woman, to included fake breasts, and hair cut like Kathy Lee, I told him to get the hell out. That's when he left Indiana and violated probation. He drove all the way to Tampa dressed as a woman. He actually told me, He wanted to get a sex change, But wanted me to continue to live with him in a lesbian relationship to which, I responded that he was crazy. And left him He abused his own kids and my children from a previous marriage, phisically, when I found out it gave me another reason to leave him. I don't know how many restraining orders I have had to get against this man in New Jersey and Florida. He is mentally unbalanced, And there is no such person as Kat. That's a persona that he invented and used his poor dead little sisters name. So he could harass women under that name. The man is a full blown psyco, and he is dangerous. How the election board would ever let someone like him run for governor or president is beyond me. They must need to have their heads examine. This man is the worst thing that can happen to any woman or child. And as far as feeding on women and having fangs he is so full of it, He does all this just to get in the spotlight, because he knows people love to chase on drama and lunatics like him. He is nothing more than a Dead Beat Father, who refuses to send his kids child support, and a cross dressing lunatic. That's all the White House would need. Like we don't already have enough problems But I would love to see him all dressed up for a party at the white house fake breasts and all. It's a hilarious site to behold. He makes the ugliest woman this side of the world. If you want anymore info you can contact me. 813-420-7247 Thank you - Lourdes B. Sharkey-Flash

Wow - Fat

I was planning on voting for him, but now with that latest info I may not. Thank you Lourdes B. Sharkey-Flash - Warlock Jones

Yes, thank you Lourdes B. Sharkey-Flash. I won't vote for anyone that has fake breasts and wears a cape. - Banshee Betty

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't think we should rule somebody out just because they wear a cape. If Superman or Batman runs they would definitely get my vote. - Fat

Lourdes B. Sharkey-Flash is the true con artis. If you call the 13th Circuit Court in Tampa, Florida - Criminal Felony Division at: 813-276-1000 x 4368 and ask them to pull Lourdes criminal record as: Lourdes Flash, Lourdes Hyde, Lourdes Sharkey, Lourdes DeArmas DOB 7/23/58 and 7/23/57 you will see what a liar Lourdes is. If you want, you can ask the Clerk if I have ever been convicted of a crime. They'll tell you NO! Unlike Lourdes has been for; Fraud. Or call the Florida State Criminal Records - 850-410-8109. I am dealing with the prosecutor to have Lourdes locked up for Welfare fraud, and Lourdes is trying to cause me trouble. The bitch doesn't realize, I am a PROUD SATANIST, who will destroy anyone who attacks me. Also, I am giving the KKK her address. She is a Cuban. They hate Cubans Believe who you want. The criminal. Or the one who is being victimized and extorted by the criminal. She also forgot to mention how Susan was stalking me and my two younger children while we were in Indianapolis. As far as Kat is concerned, Lourdes needs to see Impaler. It proves Kat truly exists! Wait to the sequel to Impaler! Oh yeah, look at the Impaler Teaser Trailer; www.myspace.com/theimpalermovie you can plainly see, I DO NOT HAVE TITS! The audience in Minneapolis laughed at Lourdes statement about the tits. I showed them I did not have tits. Lourdes, you are on my IMPALING LIST! And I will cut off your ugly face the day I come into power as President! Nel Sangue, Jonathon "The Impaler" - Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey

I understand that there is the "impaling list". However, how do you propose to pass a law that will allow such impaling? It's currently considered unethical. - Todd

Todd, Just like Bush has done stuff without Congressional approval, I'll do a Presidential Executive Order to legalize Impaling. Do you think it is right for rapists, child modesters, terrorists and BUSH to get away with destroying innocent people's lives? Todd, please feel fre to email me at: jonathon@jonathontheimpalerforpresident2008.us if you have any other great questions. Nel Sangue, Jonathon "The Impaler" - Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey

Regarding Lourdes. If anyone thinks I am like Bush and full of BULLSHIT, regarding her criminal record, please go to this website to see her criminal history : www.fdle.state.fl.us got to criminal records then to public records. I am happy involved with a very beautiful Christian girl, who I have an unusual agreement with. I can no longer bash God The Father publicly, and in return she will not preach to me about him. I can't curse God The Father either. However, I am still a SATANIC VAMPYRE! Just been humbled. If anyone tries to cause her and I problems, I will fully become what the world has feared will come forth. Just read Revelations Chapter 13 (13 is my favorite number, and I love to live by the water!) My son Matthew was born at 3:33 pm on 06/26/86. Need I say more! Nel Sangue, Jonathon "The Impaler" - Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey

Here's more proof that Lourdes Flash-Hyde is two faced. She posted this response to my Opne Letter To The KKK that is on this site; http://www.lizardmaster.com/displayone.cfm?docID=2869 Christian are nothing more than two face liars, and are the real evil here in America. Granted there are 'Good' Christians. But not many! Nel Sangue, Jonathon "The Impaler" - Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey

Um, so what attracts a "beautiful Christian girl" to a Satanic vampire? Doesn't seem like there would be much in common there. - Fat

My beloved sweetheart's father Jeffery, just became my NEW NUMBER BITCH TO IMPALE UPON ME BECOMING PRESIDENT! Old Jeffy boy who has been on this site should have read and retained this part of one of my postings, "I am still a SATANIC VAMPYRE! Just been humbled. If anyone tries to cause her and I problems, I will fully become what the world has feared will come forth." As a result of Jeffy, this is what I said to ABC News; IMMEDIATE RELEASE 21 Jun 07 Satanic President Candidate Declares War On The Catholic Church and Promises To Impale Pope Benedict XVI 2008 VWP Party President Candidate Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey today during an interview with ABC News ( www.abc.com) declared a "Holy War" on the Catholic Church. Though Jonathon only briefly addressed this matter, this is Jonathon's whole statement regarding the Catholic Church and Pope Benedict XVI; Since the beginning of their conception, the Catholic Church has a been nothing more than a source of pure evil and the downfall of many civilizations throughout mankind's history. They were the main reason behind the witch hunts, and persecution of those of the Pagan and Wiccan beliefs. They idle allowed Hitler to murder 6 million innocent Jews, without lifting a finger to stop it. The Catholic Church is suppose to be so powerfully, yet they are the weakest domination in Christianity. I am an Ordained Satanic Dark Priest, and am extremely proud of being so. When was the last time you hear a Satanic Dark Priest rape an innocent child, like Catholic Priests have done for centuries? Never. Why? Because we as Satanic Priests enjoy beautiful women, not little boys. The Catholic Church for decades has protected their priests, whom have committed illegal acts. Especially involving molesting innocent alter boys. Though I feel each religion has a Constitutional Right to practice their beliefs, I feel the time has come to end the reign of terror caused by the Catholic Church. I openly admit, I am presently in love with a very special girl who is Catholic. And through my involvement with her, I have experienced one too many Catholics speaking with a forked tongue. Telling me what would Jesus do involving the treatment of criminals I wish to Impale. Even talking to me about being judgmental, and reminding me of the incident when Jesus told an angry crowd; "he is without sin may cast the first stone." Then the following day, they show how judgmental and hypocritical they truly are, and turn on someone. As President, I will immediate order my Death Dealers to close and destroy all Catholic Churches in America. I will outlaw Catholicism. In my eyes, the Catholic Church is no different than the Church of Satan, Nation of Islam, and the KKK. I will order the execution of every priest and nun in America. Any American found guilty of practicing Catholicism will be executed. The Catholic Church is a cancer upon not only America, but the world as well. They spread false information and mislead people in the way to believe. Even Christian based Church's condemn the Catholic Church. Additionally, I will order my International Death Dealers (Poland, Germany, UK, Romania, Russia and Australia) to attack the Vatican, and bring to me Pope Benedict XVI to be tortured then Impaled. He is the head of the Catholic Church, hence he should be responsible for what his priests and nuns are doing. I will shortly begin negotiating with other world leaders (where my Death Dealers are residing) to ban Catholicism in their countries as well. The ever growing cancer upon the world of Catholicism needs to be eradicated. Before anymore innocent people are hurt. On a political note - I hope you will read my interview with ABC News that will be on their website; www.abc.com this weekend. On an IMPALING note, I have a new number 1 person to be impaled upon becoming President - IN Air National Guard Master Sergeant Jeffery ****. He is also Catholic. I plan on using my connections with DOD (Department of Defense) in DC to have him Court Martial, and use other federal agencies I have connections with, to personally and professionally destroy him. Bush is now second on my list! Catholics are now my enemies (except for a few), just like God The Father is. I ask that everyone read Chapter 13 (13 is my favorite number) of the Book of Revelations. Remember, I love Dragons and the sea. A reporter from Weird NJ Magazine (www.weirdnj.com) asked me during an interview last week, if I was the Biblical Dragon. Anyone wishing to discuss this matter with Jonathon, may call him at the campaign headquarters; 732-300-4275 Jonathon is presently residing in Decatur, IN, spending time with his love - Sheila. The Impaler For President 2008 www.uvwo.org www.jonathontheimpalerforpresident2008.us www.impalerthemovie.com I may still be agreeing to my personal agreement with his daughter, but HELL knows no fury like that of a man who has had his heart torn out. Nel Sangue, Jonathon "The Impaler" - Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey

Freak, just keep on fanatasizing. - Joe Smith

Oh dude... you're on the stabbing list now!!! - Todd

Dear Mr. Impaler, Did you ever reside in the town of Decatur, Indiana? - Jack Miller

Yes I did. My former sweetheart Sheila lived there. - Nel Sangue, Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey - Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey

Jonathan, what kind of impalitory issues are you hoping to take care of this election? - Todd

Mr. Impaler, Did you ever dine at The Galley or West End Restaurants in Decatur? Has there been strong enough support for you to have your name actually placed on the ballot for presidency? - Jack Miller from Decatur

Mr.Impaler,You did not respond to Jack Miller. I would like to invite you back to Decatur for a meal at the Galley. I work in a high school and there is interest here in your campaign. Please respond with a possible time in your itinerary for a visit and a meal at the Galley. It is my intention to invite other Impaler idealists to the dinner. - Nadine

Mr. Miller, Please call me at my campaign HQ - 732-644-0071. I will be doing a concert in Ft. Wayne, IN sometime in the Spring. Go to: www.myspace.com/jonathonquottheimpalerquot for more details. I love Decatur, and I plan on staying there for a few days when I return. I would love to meet with you. Do you know Sheila Hite my ex-girlfriend from Decatur? - Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey

Dear Mr. Jack Miller or Nadine, I am planning a trip to Decatur, IN shortly. Please call my campaign HQ at - 732-644-0071 so we can talk. I hope you check this message. Nel Sangue, Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey - Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey

I like Todd! He is funny. Keep the comments coming Todd

Julie

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not for nuthin, but I think both Lourdes AND mr impaler are BOTH a bit touched in the head.  to think that the majority of the American people would elect a self-proclaimed "vampyre" (not to mention "king" of such) to be their commander-in-chief.. you've all gotta be off your rockers... and who cares whether this Lourdes is two-faced or not?  the fact is she did indeed MARRY this freak in the first place... NEITHER of them should be trusted.

- Lori

Absolutely Lori! I couldn't agree more. I think this means that we may now be on the list!

Julie

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oh Lourdes, just so ya know.. you could get a divorce on default.  I know, I've done it... it's not difficult.

- Lori

Absolutely Lori! I couldn't agree more. I think this means that we may now be on the list!

Far be if for me to speak for Mr. Impaler, but I think you have to do something a little more serious to be on his impaling list.

- TLM

hey, Todd made the list for less than what I've said.  seems to be too easy to do!  I would be proud to be on his Impalement schedule.

- Lori

what kinda hypocrite threatens the KKK because he hates discrimination, but then gives them his ex-wifes (or, current wife.. or ANYONEs) information for them to harm her?  you know, he reminds me of a guy I knew in Tampa who claims to be a hereditary witch and goes by the name of Drake.. he's very charismatic, but also very manipulative and is completely full of poo and preys on the weak and naive.. sounds like Jonathan should look him up, they seem to be very much alike... utterly pathetic.

- Lori

I'm sure people have gotten on the list for much less. I guess I will have to sleep with one eye open at night! :)

 

Julie

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how will your wonderful little christian girl feel about you 'outlawing' her religion? 

- Lori

Julie, break out the garlic, girl.. he's comin for YOU!

- Lori

Lori, if you remember reading some of the other articles on some of the other wesites, you would remember that he is like Scar in the Lion King and he will "ALLOW" her to go on for so long, then he will "show his FANGS"  to put her in her place. After all, he is the "king" and he can not be disputed. By anyone!

Julie

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Does garlic still work? How about holy water?

Julie

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What hasn't been immediately clear to me is whether or not I am on the presidential impailment list (as in, if he wins the election), or if I am to be impailed regardless?

- Todd

Good question. I think you may be on both. It wouldn't be much fun if it were just the presidential impailment list. I guess I will see you in the afterlife! (or whatever it is that happens after impailment)

Julie

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Lori, your friend Drake may be perfect matched for Jonathan Flash-Sharkey. Perhaps a cabinet position is in order?

I am excited to see who Jonathan picks for his cabinet. There are so many ideal candidates to fill the positions. Richard Reid for Secretary of Interior,  Mahmoud Ahmadenijad for Whitehouse Press Secretary, Richard Simmons for Department of Health and Human Services, Billy Mays for Department of Commerce... the possibilities are endless... Drake??? Maybe Vice President!!! You could be the hookup!!!

- Todd

Todd, I do believe you are and I'm ever so jealous lol.  but we might not know for a while because he's in jail in TN at the moment for threatening the President and a court official.  what a lunatic.

- Lori

LOL.. Todd, the day ANY of that happens, I'm movin to Canada!

- Lori

Personally, I think Billy Mays is the best pick. Imagine the head of Department of Commerce... the same guy who sells the Ding King, and Magic Puddy on TV commercials.

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- Todd

Todd, I do believe you are and I'm ever so jealous lol.  but we might not know for a while because he's in jail in TN at the moment for threatening the President and a court official.  what a lunatic.

Oh, is that why his website is down?  I just naturally figured he suspended his campaign to focus on the financial crisis.  Might have to post an Impaler update!

- TLM

http://www.newschannel5.com/Global/story.asp?S=9110046&nav=menu374_2

and apparently, someone burned his house down sometime after he was taken away.

http://www.newschannel9.com/news/arrest_971940___article.html/burned_pro

 

- Lori

I wonder if the impalier has really thought this through. Vampires, Witches, and Pagans... all living together in a commune in TN? Who's going to pay the bills? I mean, I assume they can't all go get jobs at the local general store.

And what about the fact that vampires like to bite people, and witches spread warts... what happens with the Pagans? What we'll end up with is a homoligation of a bunch of pasty people who drink blood and have warts... and work at the town's General Store (I assume they take turns on the night shifts).

- Todd

 Thanks for the update!  There's a new top story now.

- TLM

heh, no problem

- Lori

Jonathan is in jail in rochester mn. he was extidited there over a week ago.

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Todd do you know where in Tn he was arrested?

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This is an answer to Lori's coment.

1. When, I married that jackass he was a christian who went to church every time there was anything going on.

2. Behaved like a gentleman and treated every one with respect.

3. I have tried to get a divorce on default and in Florida, I couldn't because every time, I filed it he would fight it because we have kids together and he has a right to fight for them even though he would surely loose.

4. He became a satanist and self proclaimed lunatic as far as, I am concerned when he got involved with a woman in Indiana who's name I will not mention.

5. The minute he started to act nutty when, I was still living with him, I packed up and moved clear across the country.

6. I am really tired of people bashing me, for having married that idiot. But everyone needs to understand he was not like this when, I met and married that fool.

7. I am an educated and clear minded person and had he been the way he is now, I probably would have called the police had he so much as said one word to me.

So understand this WHEN I MARRIED HIM HE WAS NOT LIKE THAT. And when he started to act looney, I left and took my children with me. And I have struggled as a single mom to raise my children and I am proud of who and what they are. So as far as my mind is concerned, I am a very level headed and intelligent woman, and very strong minded. And as far as a criminal record all you would have to do is go to HCSO in tampa Fl. and enter my name. I do not have one.  But if you check him out he has records in NJ, IN, MN, FL, OH, Tenn, and only God knows where else.

Lourdes Flash

 

 

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I totally think your interview, Lizard, should be added to his Wiki page:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathon_Sharkey

Oh yes... the official Lourdes Sharkey Impaler Wiki...

- Todd

Uh oh... I think maybe we need a "look back" at the Impaler...

 

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- Todd

Hi,

I'm actually looking to contact Lourdes Flash, I know this is probably the worst way to do it. But due to the recent events, I'm honestly getting worried. I belong to one of the vampire communities and to be honest, he's causing quite an uproar in the community and I know it's none of my concern but I'm getting worried about the girls that he's going after. I'm currently in contact with a girl that claims to be with him, and she seems like the kind of girl that I've seen him going after. Also, either he or the girl is putting up posts pretending to be you. I was mainly wondering if you could at least set the record straight : ) I'm part of the website that it's posted on and I am also able to contact the creator of the website.

Thank you for your time, I hope you get this message.

If you could contact me at one of my e-mails

sweetsmooch90@yahoo.com

Not the most appropiate but it's for personal use instead of bussiness and it doesn't have my name. Thank you :)

-

wasn't there a vampire in the news today?

- Just Sayin'

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Picture of big Grouper I took in the Bahamas

Made on a Mac Gif

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